The Dawning of the Age of the Virgo
Mary
Clothes Stealer (Roomate Woes pt. 2)
Mister Greeny Rules
The Dawning of the Age of the Virgo
This is the dawning of the age of the Virgo
Steady and slow
Thats my flow
I hail from Minnesota
You betcha. You know
This is your very first lesson in saying no
If he comes too close, you gotta bust a lip
Your ass is stuck with the bun while he's a man on the run.
That is no fun. Let's just be chums.
Skills of manipulation are no match with the police station.
How about taking a Procreation Vacation?
Responsibilities
More like ABCS and Loyalties.
These are not offered in elementary.
Who the damn needs Calculus? Shits ridiculous.
What am I doing wasting my time, ripping up frogs in Bio?
Mean girls R ripping up their friends behind their backs during recess
My friends are ripping bongs in the lighting booth
Lets study that instead.
Because in the real world, the only people that get a lesson in responsibility 101 are the ones that go looking for it.
Trouble Making Fools. Slut Clowns. Skank Monkeys.
Mary
Mary had a little lamb
And a whoopie house and car
And everywhere that Mary went
Paparazzi was not far
Mary had a little lamb
A man, she called Majellin
And everywhere that Mary went
Majellin just kept yellin
"Hey Mary! Bring me back some cheetos!"
We all know
everywhere that mary went
Majellin was sure to go
See Mary don't care
She's debonair
She's everywhere
Mary had a little lamb
The Christ child came a tappin
And everywhere that mary went
Miracles would happen
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Clothes Stealer (Roomate Woes pt. 2)
You a clooothes stealer! Wearin my thingz like every day
You a clothes stealah
Who in the world brought you up that way
I come home from a long day.
yuck it's a rainy day
Couldnt find my raincoat
Must have lost it with the dirty clothes
See you walk in dry
My hat on your head
Pin on your sleeve
Pants on your legs
The only thing u own on ur body is ur bra!You a clothes stealer! Wearin my thingz like everyday!
You a clothes stealer! Who in the world brought you up that way
A Big Kids meal is 4.49
A taxi is 9 dollars plus tip
My closet costs a large sum
Not just your very own forever 21
You a clothes stealer!
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Mister Greeny Rules
He is a little fuzzy Mcdonalds toy
Fits in the palm of your hand
Sleeps under your pillow everynight
Giant Smile yellow eyes
Mister Greeny that little monster
Goes everywhere you go
Needs you to hold his hand. Oh he's so cute.
You feel important
A creep of confidence.
You feel needed. Loved.
How could you go a day without him?
Unimaginable. True Love.
Constant companionship
First sight Love.
Sleeping without him. What a frightful, lonely night.
Leave him behind in Puerto Rico and see what happens
Forgot him under your pillow
Your body aches. You feel empty.
You cannot stop the urge to burst out and cry all over everything in sight.
You would do anything to get him back.
How could you leave him behind!
Unimaginable.
You will always miss the yellow eyes and the giant smile.
First sight love.
It was good you left him in Puerto rico when you did.
Mister Greeny that little monster
Rules
He rules your life if you let him.
THE MAN WHO LIVES ABOVE ME
THE MAN WHO LOVES ME
Singing Piano fingers
I can always hear him playing
Across the street
Above my bedroom
Singing piano fingers
I hear he works in a bar
He knocks on my door but I am never home
When I arrive we play with his airplanes cotton balls and cotton papers
The man who lives above me
Singing piano fingers
Sometimes I think he plays just for me.