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    Mary
    Clothes Stealer (Roomate Woes pt. 2)
    Mister Greeny Rules



  • The Dawning of the Age of the Virgo


    This is the dawning of the age of the Virgo
    Steady and slow
    Thats my flow
    I hail from Minnesota
    You betcha. You know
    This is your very first lesson in saying no


    If he comes too close, you gotta bust a lip
    Your ass is stuck with the bun while he's a man on the run.
    That is no fun. Let's just be chums.


    Skills of manipulation are no match with the police station.
    How about taking a Procreation Vacation?
    Responsibilities
    More like ABCS and Loyalties.
    These are not offered in elementary.


    Who the damn needs Calculus? Shits ridiculous.
    What am I doing wasting my time, ripping up frogs in Bio?
    Mean girls R ripping up their friends behind their backs during recess
    My friends are ripping bongs in the lighting booth
    Lets study that instead.


    Because in the real world, the only people that get a lesson in responsibility 101 are the ones that go looking for it.
    Trouble Making Fools. Slut Clowns. Skank Monkeys.



  • Mary


    Mary had a little lamb
    And a whoopie house and car
    And everywhere that Mary went
    Paparazzi was not far


    Mary had a little lamb
    A man, she called Majellin
    And everywhere that Mary went
    Majellin just kept yellin
    "Hey Mary! Bring me back some cheetos!"
    We all know
    everywhere that mary went
    Majellin was sure to go


    See Mary don't care
    She's debonair
    She's everywhere


    Mary had a little lamb
    The Christ child came a tappin
    And everywhere that mary went
    Miracles would happen



  • Clothes Stealer (Roomate Woes pt. 2)


    You a clooothes stealer! Wearin my thingz like every day
    You a clothes stealah
    Who in the world brought you up that way


    I come home from a long day.
    yuck it's a rainy day
    Couldnt find my raincoat
    Must have lost it with the dirty clothes


    See you walk in dry
    My hat on your head
    Pin on your sleeve
    Pants on your legs
    The only thing u own on ur body is ur bra!

    You a clothes stealer! Wearin my thingz like everyday!
    You a clothes stealer! Who in the world brought you up that way


    A Big Kids meal is 4.49
    A taxi is 9 dollars plus tip
    My closet costs a large sum
    Not just your very own forever 21
    You a clothes stealer!



  • Mister Greeny Rules


    He is a little fuzzy Mcdonalds toy
    Fits in the palm of your hand
    Sleeps under your pillow everynight
    Giant Smile yellow eyes


    Mister Greeny that little monster
    Goes everywhere you go
    Needs you to hold his hand. Oh he's so cute.
    You feel important
    A creep of confidence.
    You feel needed. Loved.


    How could you go a day without him?
    Unimaginable. True Love.
    Constant companionship
    First sight Love.
    Sleeping without him. What a frightful, lonely night.


    Leave him behind in Puerto Rico and see what happens
    Forgot him under your pillow
    Your body aches. You feel empty.
    You cannot stop the urge to burst out and cry all over everything in sight.
    You would do anything to get him back.
    How could you leave him behind!
    Unimaginable.
    You will always miss the yellow eyes and the giant smile.
    First sight love.


    It was good you left him in Puerto rico when you did.
    Mister Greeny that little monster
    Rules
    He rules your life if you let him.


    THE MAN WHO LIVES ABOVE ME
    THE MAN WHO LOVES ME


    Singing Piano fingers
    I can always hear him playing
    Across the street
    Above my bedroom
    Singing piano fingers


    I hear he works in a bar
    He knocks on my door but I am never home


    When I arrive we play with his airplanes cotton balls and cotton papers


    The man who lives above me
    Singing piano fingers
    Sometimes I think he plays just for me.


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